About: We're a couple of dorky, twin brothers with a band. Yeah. But we're alot more than just fun and entertainment. We actually have an almighty purpose. Our music actually uses certain arrangements of frequencies and intervals that communicate with lifeforms from a far-off planet telling them to send us unlimited quantities of pineapples. We are not completely sure when the pineapples will be falling from the sky though, considering how many lightyears the planet is away. All we are certain of is that when the time comes, the earth will most certainly be destroyed. Think about it, pineapples fucking weigh like six pounds or something. Also considering that these fuckers will be raining upon the earth in unlimited quantities, we are most certain that we will be living in a paradise. For one, there will be an unlimited supply of pineapples for us to feast upon. Secondly, every single creature on earth will probably be killed. That is, unless you have a special pineapple helmet. We know we're ready. Are you?

	Pineapple Bomb demo released May 5, 2007 This is UPC's second and newest demo. Features the songs "Pineapple Bomb" and "Hypochondriasis." Production is a bit better than the first demo. It is available for free. DOWNLOAD NOW!
	Pineapples from the Sky! demo released September 1, 2006 This is UPC's first demo. Features the songs "Danlog Babyhead " and "Pineapples from the Sky." It is available for free. DOWNLOAD NOW!

Oh yeah. We need a drummer. So, if you are a drummer looking for a band, have similar taste as us, and are digging our whole mix of thrash metal with wackiness and shit, send us a message or use one of the following contact things and stuff. Also, if you happen to know a drummer looking for a band, feel free to tell us as well.

Contact Info:
Kris:
    E-mail: cpczk at yahoo dot com
    (g)A(y)IM: zangderak
    MSN: cpczk at hotmail dot com
Mark:
    E-mail: sparky8454 at yahoo dot com
    (g)A(y)IM: sparky8454